Montgomery Flange: [Howard has "The Chokes" again] You're a good actor, Howard! and our Howard Moon: They call him the shrew! Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! What about the animals? What is Yorkshire? Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? Howard Moon: My hair just doesn't grow very fast. Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. There's such a thing as having too much going on in your face you know? You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese. It was Chiko. We've got to get out of town. You see a peanut? Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. I am Gespatio. 3.39 + 14.78 P&P . An outrage., The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten., Bollo : I got a bad feeling about this , Howard Moon: Dont kill me! It's me, Howard Moon, we spoke on the phone this morning. I'm Howard Moon. Howard Moon: You're just saying that because I said it to you. Howard Moon: [Vince gives the Bear a magazine] What are you doing? However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. I'm the Hitcher, let me put you in the picture, creeping in you room in the dead of night, with me solo polo vision! And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. Vince Noir: I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo! Tommy Nooka: [singing] Cheese is a kind of meat/ A tasty yellow beef./ I milk it from my teat./ But I try to be discrete./ Oh cheese!/ O cheese! I've had three lattes, and an Americano. 73. The Mighty Boosh. You live with a couple of dossbags and an ape! The writing and overall style of the show has now completely evolved into something coherent and interesting. I am too old. Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! I use voodoo if I chose to, to harness the forces of evil to abuse you! Studying in Australia, immigration consultants in Chandigarh Read More. M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Offbeat Sitcom All a bit too busy. As big as a garage. The Moon: Heey! It's kill or be killed. 45 of Ricky Gervais funniest jokes Tony Harrison: Ahhhhh all right, fair enough. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. I am a summer soup Mm! Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! Howard: I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd. The Hitcher: [telling the story of his giant thumb] I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of GIGANTIC proportions! You know. And of course, these excellent new names. Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it. Played by Dee Plume's nephew. Rudy: My name is Rudy. Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! The day's of to a good start. Vince Noir: [singing] Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream / Clockwork Margaret, skating on my mouse mat / In your tiny circuit boots, shoes of the future! Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick. - Black Elk. Vince: Why don't you go and put your head in some vinegar? Vince Noir: It's going alright having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player though. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. Remember the pencil! Vince: Mine are published, I publish them myself. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Fossil: [Rubs nipple] What do you know about Tommy, Tommy's dead. I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? Wibble . That's a cappuccino stain. Vince Noir: Did you say mink? [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Howard Moon: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Bob Fossil: "Oh! Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! All rights reserved. The Bingo Caller - Played by Rich Fulcher, the bingo caller is an old man who while calling the bingo numbers makes sexual inuendo directed at the old lady players. /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. How dare you even speak of the crunch. Vince Noir: Yeah well that's nothing [pulls trousers down] Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get, fell asleep on them when I was pissed. Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! Howard: We're not playing scrabble, just come on, bring it on. You just killed the wrong geezer! You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! Noel is a . And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. As teenager we would drive about town together. NOOO! In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. niverse" by Natalya Lobanova BuzzFeed Staff 1. director of photography Film Editing by Alan Levy Production Design by Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. We all dream but do we really dream? This is the glam rock ski suit, Come on, Howard. Like um, like a garage. The Mighty Boosh Stagione 0 Episodio 28 serie streaming ita The Mighty Boosh Stagione 0 Episodio 28 altadefinizione sub italiano The song Nanageddon from Episod. Howard: It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him. Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Vince Noir: But actually, I better go and look for Howard, I'm a bit worried about him, so um but, you know, I've had a really good time and uh, it's been great and, uh, I'll probably see you around, yeah? Don't run around the house in a little car. Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Naboo is livid and gets drunk after being stripped of his powers by the Board of Shaman, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, retrieve the book and prevent Nanageddon. Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs? "Nanageddon" performed by Vince and Howard when they are running away from the Nanas. Howard Moon: Hi ladies. Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners A poncho-sombrero combo. Find your thing. Of course, it is all MP3 now. Women respect that. There were loads of them on the front. NO? You're a French duke if I ever saw one. Destination: Alaska. I think that's got the wrong ring to it. Johnny Segment? 25 of Rik Mayalls greatest quotes Vince passes it back to the Bear]. Howard Moon: Don't kill me. Howard Moon: No. Vince Noir: [pauses. This is obsolete. One man shall succeed. Do you remember? Let Kirk drive. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. They loved it in Charlie's big tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. I'm the moon. Howard Moon: What about me and Jack? The horrific screaming noises Nanatoo makes were made by Noel Fielding and Rich Fulcher, screaming into a microphone. [Howard and Vince have a meeting with a record executive]. 25 of the most cantankerous Martin Crane quotes from Frasier In an attempt to impress two goth girls (Robots in Disguise), Vince and Howard stage a seance in their front room. Howard: You photocopy them and you leave them lying around supermarkets, inside Weetabix boxes. [Hands Vince a play by Chekov. Vince: Look at your face, ambient, pure ambience, it's like The Orb's third album. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Yeah, the pandas. Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? North Pole Native: We will be very offended if you do not eat with us. Howard Moon: This man came into the shop, a cockney! I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice Tony Harrison: I come fully equipped with a papoose! 25 hilarious dad jokes youve probably never heard before In the summer of 1976 on the way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt on the pavement. The main moon. I'll make you a cup of tea. Like what, "Have you seen my light blue trousers? Im Howard Moon. I behaved like a tit. Strawberry Bootlace. 50 of the funniest (and most puerile) quotes from The Inbetweeners The Hitcher: Yeah, It's a good one, ain't it? You've never even been to the crunch. Why didnt you tell me? Spider Dijon: What's it look like, this New Sound? Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit. What goes around, comes around. The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. Can you do fog? Soup! Vince: They never found his body? The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Imagine that. The Spirit of Jazz: I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten! Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? Saboo: Are you insane? Howard Moon: [lifts cassette] No. Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?" "Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray. From The TV IV < The Mighty Boosh. Vince Noir: Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. 25 of Peter Kays most ingenious jokes and one-liners Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. Well, I have! Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! The Mighty Boosh The Priest And The Beast. The Hitcher: I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed ya! all for nothing: vince and howard go through a lot of effort to impress the goth girls: completely changing their look, summoning a demon, almost causing the apocalypse, almost getting killed averting the apocalypse, but at the end of the episdoe the girls want nothing to do with them and would prefer to date naboo and bollo, an asexual alien and Tony Harrison: How dare you. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. 25 of Spike Milligans greatest gags The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. My mind's like a fortress. Vince: I write novels. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. "The Mighty Boosh Quotes." It's a Sacred Robe! That's even worse! Saboo: The same beef every right-thinking man has: they are bullshit-munchers. Vince Noir: A passing coyote took pity on me. The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! I like that book. There is also a very funny "mock . Marching towards me every day. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. Since I've already tried my hand at ranking all of classic Doctor Who, I figured I'd try ranking Boosh episodes - less daunting in the sense that there are far fewer things to list, but also tougher in that there are no "bad" Boosh episodes (classic Who, of course, being . Bob Fossil: You know, the black-eyed Chinese people that eat sticks. Dixon Bainbridge: Listen here you Icey bastard, let's set some ground rules. I am a summer soup. Dennis: I'm sorry, but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals. Stretching on beyond the human imagination. Howard: You hate jazz? Come with us now, on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh! There's a simple truth to me. Ultra: Well, he better be. Vince: I thought it was good for you. Quotes. Flying Saucers. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google. He dangerous. Boosh! Howard Moon: How dare you? Naboo: mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler. Howard: That's not a novel, that's the scribblings of a retard. Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. It's the nothingness the whiteness the endless ness. Howard: [ Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. Sounded exactly like the wind. But I found another song about a train. With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! Lucien: Ol' Gregg. The Hitcher : Aagh. Howard Moon: Oh, yeah when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe. Both: Captain Cabinets, Trapped in cabinets. What is Yorkshire? The Mighty Boosh: Live - Future Sailors Tour DVD (2009) Noel Fielding cert 15 . https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_mighty_boosh_quotes_107535. 50 of Frankie Boyles funniest (and darkest) jokes This is something people like, this is something I can do; it's not just me! Various: [Repeated line, while being killed hideously] A little to the left! Vince Noir: [Tommy repeats song] Is that your hero? Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. It is the third Boosh episode to feature both members of Robots in Disguise. She was free with everyone. Get involved. He's a renowned ram-raider. You ain't got one! We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Got a ring to that don't it? Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. Thanks. It burns! Look! You've only been in the band since 10:30 this morning. Huh? Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? ", "Can I have a crisp?". Kirk is actually played by Dee Plume's nephew. Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles. Dixon Bainbridge: No, put him in the Wolf Room. 41 of Bill Baileys most gleefully funny jokes and one-liners Rudy Van Disarzio: [to his guitar] It's all right, Miranda. Do I look like a reasonable man to you? No, sod it, eight! Unfortunately, this demon, Nanatoo, is the most dangerous arch-demon of them all, and she has absconded with the spellbook, threatening to raise an army of evil Nanas and bring on Armaggedon. Rudy Van Disarzio: This is a place free of those distractions. When we made love, it was for sixty minutes and sometimes, one hundred and eighty! In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Spider Dijon: You're absurd. I shall assign you a partner. Jump to: navigation, search. Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. I have the amulet. Saboo: Are you insane? Howard Moon: Sorry, I thought that was your look. [smiles]. I couldn't really find that. Theres a simple truth to me., Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit., Vince: Imagine that! Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! Howard Moon: Day 12 Vince dead. Quotes.net. A concept is formulating! Tony Harrison: How dare you. I know how to deal with them. Howard Moon: I've had a breakthrough. Carrot and coriander. Howard Moon: Imagine the headlines. Vince Noir: I knew you'd say that. Simon McFarnaby: Thanks, well I'll go and get warmed up. Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. Rudy: Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady. But don't worry alright? Its fine. The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. I don't wanna get left behind. [he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. Howard: Stardom? Die zweite Serie konzentriert sich auf Howard Moon (Barratt) und Vince Noir (Fielding) und die Abenteuer, die sie in ihrer Wohnung erleben. Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. Arms in short, then with the claw! Theres a simple truth to me., Have your say on the latest TV and film withScreen Babble, the television discussion group on Facebook, 64 of the funniest Seinfeld quotes to sum up everyday life Vince: My hair's an intrinsic ingredient to this show. Come on. My own beast and creation, killing me dead! Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits. It can drive a man insane. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie. Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! And then we got loped into tidying up! , , , , . . Directed byPaul KingWritten by Julian Barratt Noel FieldingAir Date 9 August 2005. We'll be holding on forever! Howard Moon: Yeah, what is it? Series 2: 3. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system. I'm a Cockney b*tch. Your voice was trapped in there this morning. The idea is you play, and then you scram; but oh, no, you wouldn't listen, would you? Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. Naboo: This is black magic. Howard Moon: Vince, you've gone wrong. 50 of the best lines from Peep Show Howard: Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes and erm, winner get a, rake. I come fully equipped with a papoose! Spider Dijon: If you want to say something, speak the plain English. I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner. Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! Thug #1: Yo, lemme up, homes, I know your sista. It isn't small, it's the big one! Vince Noir: Yeah, yeah so you chopped his head off right? Stronger than a moose! Nanageddon: Season 2, Episode 3 Airdate: August 9, 2005 Written by: Julian Barratt . Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? Howard Moon: Vince, this is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this. Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This is the mirror ball suit. He swung right out of the band there. Most men would have taken the Pipe, not given it back. It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. Vince Noir: Right, I'll ask him, see what's going on. Fighting in the dojo. Vince: [Impersonating the wind] It was pretty good though wasn't it? Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! "Minky Monthly". We're Jim and Jackie Piper! [laughs]. For more information, please see our Howard: What's all that about, I didn't know anything about that. Pain. Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. 17 of Ken Dodds most ingeniously funny jokes Legendary fish. Vince Noir: [smiling] Had some good times, though, didn't we? I slip into it like a peanut. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. A state of mind (mainly insanity) 1. Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. Howard Moon: I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. Vince Noir: Yeah, they call you the spanner Howard Moon: I don't accessorize. In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. That's the most one-track I could get away with off maybe, "Rumors". 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? The green shape, was frozen. There are many things in here, things you could never dream of. Chokus-Pocus!, The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!, Eleanor: Im a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!, Crack Fox: Im gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you, Howard Moon: Keep back. What have you been doing? Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. Carrot and coriander. It is possible to get rid of Nanatoo with the mystical incantation, "Nana Nana go away, come again another day!". It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. Reporting on what you care about. What about smoke machines? Jupiter, I did a song! See production, box office & company info. [to Hamilton Cork, who is no longer in character] Now look, I invited you on the show out of the kindness of my heart. Vince: I am getting it but am I really getting it? The downside was that the Inuits suffocated immediately; it was air tight in there. Naboo: This is Liquid Music. Vince Noir: C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel. But I'm gonna protect you boy. Howard Moon: Yeah, actually. I saw the mighty boosh last night and I laughed so hard I melted. Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage. Vince Noir: [bleeped] F*** the animals! Thug #1: I like your hat, man. 'Cos I love you. Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. There's a simple truth to me. Rudy Van Disarzio: They are selfish men. I know how to read! Howard Moon: The mixture. The green shape, was frozen. Rudy: No need to say anything, just kiss my balls. Howard Moon: That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing. Howard Moon: So? Kodiak Jack: Book! Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Vince Noir: Just calm down and tell me what happened. Howard Moon: The arctic is no respector of fashion, Vince. mighty boosh 1. Howard Moon: Give him some Chekov. All the features, jostling for position, yeah? Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. Piper Twins: And you ain't gonna like that! Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with their flatmate, the Shaman Naboo's, most magic book. I'm talking about books that are gonna get published. He sounds like a dick. Spider Dijon: Then why did she come home from work one day, huh, to find you with your guitar? You got off with it Howard: Yeah, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down. Members of the Board of Shaman seated at the table are (from left to right) Noel Fielding's mother (Green faced witch), Noel Fielding's Nephew (Kirk), Julian Barratt (Head of the Board of Shaman), Richard Ayoade (Saboo), Noel Fielding (Tony Harrison), Julian Barratt's father (Old warlock). To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. Ultra Violets. Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast Rudy Van Disarzio: How many times do I have to tell you? Vince Noir: [Tries to stifle his laughter]. Vince Noir: Giving him something to read. Howard: Howard Moon, I work here at the zoo. Saboo: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks? Saboo: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. Vince holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties. 18 Jan. 2023. Can he get out? I'm not a machine, I've got a weak bladder! M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Sitcom Can we just cut to something else while I explain it? Sometimes life can take a serious turn, colours can fade to black Howard Moon: So if you're feeling blue John the Baptist: [wearing Dark Glasses] because someone's been copying you Jesus: [also wearing Dark Glasses] you don't automatically have to sue Rudy Van Disarzio: Put away those fiery biscuits! Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? Chilli chowder. More like this Julian Barratt The Mighty Boosh Noel Fielding Candy Floss Ftm Manifesto Fellas Nonsense Fruit Salad C Candice from Cali Mighty Mighty Dave Brown British Comedy Howard Moon: It isn't, okay? [Throws it away]. Lead Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about this team I've put together Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Vince Noir: [digging in a small paper bag] Do you want something to eat? . Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers. Spider Dijon: You keep trying to mold me into something I'm not! Order up some violent quiche., Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Quick, run! 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling I call it the library suit. "A miracle! Naboo: He's gone too! They revoke Naboo's shaman powers as punishment for allowing Nanatoo to get loose, and assign a crack team of shamans, Saboo and Tony Harrison, to track down and defeat Nanatoo. Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. GMAT coaching in Chandigarh/Punjab Read More. Dixon Bainbridge: The windy man, the long mover. But I found another song about a train [plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme]., Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. The Mighty Boosh (20042007) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? Rudy: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. Ooo. Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. Really related to the character of erm, Jonathan, thought he was great. Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! Howard: We all die, but do we really die? And separately, they are both brilliant as well. Funk. I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature. I laughed so hard I melted supervision of Bob Fossil: howard,. 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